Most Wanted

ALIAS: NILKNARF Wanted for jaywalking while marching in formation.

ALIAS: MILK CHOCOLATE Wanted for playing 'pp' in the street.

ALIAS: LIPS Wanted in connection with the maiming and dismemberment of a copyrighted song.

ALIAS: BLEWIT Wanted for unlawful use of a musical instrument.

ALIAS: FLAPPERSPLAT Wanted by some cellmates for keeping a well lubricated BRASS.