"I would give all my fame for a pot of ale and safety."
May 24th - May 27th - 40th Annual Sacramento Music Festival
Jul 3rd - 53rd Annual Folsom Pro Rodeo Cattle Drive
Jul 7th - Mohawk Valley Independence Day Celebration
Behind Bars Everywhere
(No, it's a DVD, not a peep show!) Find out more
Know Your Inmates
Wanted for performing lewd acts of saxuality in public.
Enter your email address to receive emails about our upcoming shows.
Ophir: EXPOSED! Reviewed in
The American Rag
Someone at "America's Largest Jazz and Ragtime Newspaper" had the nerve to review our DVD. Luckily for us, they had good things to say.
Take the Ophir Quiz!
It's the easiest test you'll ever take... because we've already given you the answers!
If you really really want to join, you may have the right stuff.
Contact the Band
©2000-2013 OPMKB&TS,L. All rights reserved.