"I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it."
--Raymond Chandler
Future Jailbreaks
Jul 1st - 55th Annual Folsom Pro Rodeo Cattle Drive
Jul 4th - 2015 July 4th Parade - Grass Valley
Jul 5th - Mohawk Valley Independence Day Celebration
Jul 31st - Solano County Fair Parade and Concert
Sep 4th - Hot Jazz Jubilee - Sacramento
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