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Welcome to the OPHICIAL Ophir Website. Many new things have been added
and many more are on the way. I am one of the inmates here at Ophir
Prison. I happen to know my way around the prison computer system so
I have built this web site for our band. Feel free to browse around at
your own risk.
The Ophir DVD - Ophir:Exposed! Second Edition
available for purchase now!
| Ophir Beer Joke of the Day Did you hear the one about the juy who rushed into the bar and told the bartender, The beers are on me!. "My wife ran away with my best friend." The bartender smiled and said, That's a shame, how come you aren't unhappy?" Hell no, I'm not unhappy," replied the guy, "They saved me a fortune....both of then wre pregnant!"
Most Jokes compliments of Ophir and The Beer Joke Page |
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