"The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer."
Sep 6th - California Capital Airshow - Mather Field
Sep 14th - 48th Annual Nevada City Constitution Day Parade
Behind Bars Everywhere
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Ophir: EXPOSED! Reviewed in
The American Rag
Someone at "America's Largest Jazz and Ragtime Newspaper" had the nerve to review our DVD. Luckily for us, they had good things to say.
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