Welcome to the OPHICIAL Ophir Website. Many new things have been added and many more are on the way. I am one of the inmates here at Ophir Prison. I happen to know my way around the prison computer system so I have built this web site for our band. Feel free to browse around at your own risk.

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Ophir Beer Joke of the Day An Irishman's been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He figures that he will crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up. Once outside he tries again to stand up and falls flat on his face. So the Irishman crawls home. At the door he again tries to stand up, only to fall flat on his face. So he then craws through the door and up the stairs. When he reaches his bed he tries one more time to stand up. This time he falls right into bed and is sound asleep. He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting. " So you've been out drinking again!!!" " How did you know?" he asks. " The pub called, you left your wheelchair there again." Most Jokes compliments of Ophir and The Beer Joke Page