"I drink to make other people interesting."
--George Jean Nathan
 

Most Wanted


ALIAS: FIVECOTT

Wanted for playing piano on a trumpet.

ALIAS: AXEL

Wanted for public drunkeness and disorderly conduct. May be in possession of multiple beers at once. Use caution.

ALIAS: HARP

Wanted for practicing music without a license.

ALIAS: BIG MAC

Wanted for 3 counts of bugle-ary.

ALIAS: TSTS

Wanted for dumping toxic waste... from a spit valve.



 
 
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