Most Wanted

ALIAS: NILKNARF Wanted for jaywalking while marching in formation.

ALIAS: SCOOTER Wanted for playing piano on a trumpet.

ALIAS: TSTS Wanted for dumping toxic waste... from a spit valve.

ALIAS: FLATTOP Wanted in connection with the unauthorized use of written dynamics.

ALIAS: CAPT. JIMMY Wanted by all the women he's kissed. They are offering a reward for his successful capture and return to them.