Most Wanted

ALIAS: BLEWIT Wanted for unlawful use of a musical instrument.

ALIAS: MILK CHOCOLATE Wanted for playing 'pp' in the street.

ALIAS: BENDER Wanted for exposing himself to an innocent instrument. Use extreme caution and keep your instruments on hand and locked up.

ALIAS: TOOL Wanted for indecent exposure of a trombone slide.

ALIAS: DORK Wanted for opening a spit valve on a public sidewalk.