Most Wanted

ALIAS: LIPS Wanted in connection with the maiming and dismemberment of a copyrighted song.

ALIAS: HARDTIME Wanted for associating with musicians of ill repute.

ALIAS: LOCKDOWN Wanted for carrying an invalid or forged musician's license.

ALIAS: TOOL Wanted for indecent exposure of a trombone slide.

ALIAS: BENDER Wanted for exposing himself to an innocent instrument. Use extreme caution and keep your instruments on hand and locked up.