Most Wanted

ALIAS: TOOL Wanted for indecent exposure of a trombone slide.

ALIAS: BOSS Wanted for being a part of this horrible web site glossing the Ophir Prison Marching Band.

ALIAS: HARP Wanted for practicing music without a license.

ALIAS: BLEWIT Wanted for unlawful use of a musical instrument.

ALIAS: BENDER Wanted for exposing himself to an innocent instrument. Use extreme caution and keep your instruments on hand and locked up.