Most Wanted

ALIAS: TSTS Wanted for dumping toxic waste... from a spit valve.

ALIAS: TOOL Wanted for indecent exposure of a trombone slide.

ALIAS: FLATTOP Wanted in connection with the unauthorized use of written dynamics.

ALIAS: HARP Wanted for practicing music without a license.

ALIAS: FLAPPERSPLAT Wanted by some cellmates for keeping a well lubricated BRASS.