Most Wanted

ALIAS: BOXMAN Wanted for illegal lubrication of his slide bone.

ALIAS: HARP Wanted for practicing music without a license.

ALIAS: BENDER Wanted for exposing himself to an innocent instrument. Use extreme caution and keep your instruments on hand and locked up.

ALIAS: TOOL Wanted for indecent exposure of a trombone slide.

ALIAS: FIVECOTT Wanted for playing piano on a trumpet.