Most Wanted

ALIAS: LIPS Wanted in connection with the maiming and dismemberment of a copyrighted song.

ALIAS: AXEL Wanted for public drunkeness and disorderly conduct. May be in possession of multiple beers at once. Use caution.

ALIAS: LOCKDOWN Wanted for carrying an invalid or forged musician's license.

ALIAS: HARDTIME Wanted for associating with musicians of ill repute.

ALIAS: TSTS Wanted for dumping toxic waste... from a spit valve.