Most Wanted

ALIAS: LIPS Wanted in connection with the maiming and dismemberment of a copyrighted song.

ALIAS: BOXMAN Wanted for illegal lubrication of his slide bone.

ALIAS: BENDER Wanted for exposing himself to an innocent instrument. Use extreme caution and keep your instruments on hand and locked up.

ALIAS: HARP Wanted for practicing music without a license.

ALIAS: AXEL Wanted for public drunkeness and disorderly conduct. May be in possession of multiple beers at once. Use caution.