Most Wanted

ALIAS: FLATTOP Wanted in connection with the unauthorized use of written dynamics.

ALIAS: LIPS Wanted in connection with the maiming and dismemberment of a copyrighted song.

ALIAS: BENDER Wanted for exposing himself to an innocent instrument. Use extreme caution and keep your instruments on hand and locked up.

ALIAS: HARP Wanted for practicing music without a license.

ALIAS: MILK CHOCOLATE Wanted for playing 'pp' in the street.