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ALIAS: HARDTIME
Wanted for associating with musicians of ill repute. |
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ALIAS: NILKNARF
Wanted for jaywalking while marching in formation. |
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ALIAS: BOXMAN
Wanted for illegal lubrication of his slide bone. |
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ALIAS: AXEL
Wanted for public drunkeness and disorderly conduct. May be in possession of multiple beers at once. Use caution. |
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ALIAS: FLATTOP
Wanted in connection with the unauthorized use of written dynamics. |
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