|
|
 |

 |
ALIAS: TSTS
Wanted for dumping toxic waste... from a spit valve. |
 |
ALIAS: SAX MANIAC
Wanted for lewd conduct with a bagpipe. |
 |
ALIAS: 3.1415926535
Wanted for murdering a song. |
 |
ALIAS: DORK
Wanted for opening a spit valve on a public sidewalk. |
 |
ALIAS: MILK CHOCOLATE
Wanted for playing 'pp' in the street. |
|