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ALIAS: FLAPPERSPLAT
Wanted by some cellmates for keeping a well lubricated BRASS. |
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ALIAS: IGOR
Wanted for loitering around beer halls where loud singing is heard. |
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ALIAS: HARP
Wanted for practicing music without a license. |
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ALIAS: CAGY
Wanted on twin counts of forging a key signature and holding a fermata against its will. |
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ALIAS: BOTTOM LINE
Wanted for carrying a tune over state lines. |
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